Jake Jargon III

I was telling Jake a story before bed when he interrupted me.
"My best friend?" Jake asks.
Which has nothing to do with the story I'm telling, but you know with a 2 year old, you just go with it...
"What Honey?" I ask.
"My best friend?" He says.
"Who's your best friend, Honey?"
"Daddy!" He happily replies.
"Daddy is your best friend?"
"Mm Hmm!" He says. Then he's all content and wants me to to continue with the story. I could barely remember, because I was thinking how great it was that he thinks such things!

How cute is that!?



Jake was really tired and couldn't get to sleep. He was bawling and totally losing control of himself. So we go upstairs and I'm holding him and telling him that he needs to calm down. He just keeps crying. So I say,
"Jake, Honey go to sleep and you'll feel better. You've just lost control of yourself."
"I LOST CONTROL!!!!" He wails!
It was really hard not to laugh!


We were driving home and we had been in the car for about 30 minutes. We were almost home and Jake was complaining about wanting to be there. All of a sudden he yells out,
"We're lost!!!"

Where do they get these things?!